Friday, October 10, 2003

Blogger's block  

I've been suffering from a mild to medium case of writer's block for the past few days. I've been trying to write some serious posts, and I've even started a couple, but so far I've accomplished nothing. Thankfully, though, we have technology to help us. Yesterday, I came across an apology note generator, which I don't actually need right now. But when I do need it, it will help.

Just as useful is this love letter generator, which follows sort of a Mad-Lib philosophy of romance. It helped me write this:

Dear Daisy,

How do I love thee, let me build the ways. You are the most fresh person I have ever met. I especially think your are fresh when you wear your sock just gentley covering your ankle.

Please meet me tonight in our special place, the moon, and be sure to wear your sock. I will bring the pet, you just bring yourself. My heart is rancid with anticipation. All of my friends think I am the portliest person alive for finding someone as fresh as you. I hope to live the rest of my life with you, raise 23 fresh children, and move to my bedroom.

Before I met you I was nothing. I didn't know what I wanted. I was completely lost in frustration, But then you came into my life and turned that all around. I will spend the rest of my fresh life thanking you.

Forever you are in my thoughts.

Yours Lovingly,
Lester.

And, last but not least, I also found an automatic blog entry generator for those days when the keyboard won't do the work for you (if The Happy Husband is the only blog you read, just be aware that most blogs follow the format of the one below fairly consistently):

What can I say?

Pretty much not much exciting going on these days. Shrug. I can't be bothered with anything. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. I haven't gotten much done today, but it's not important.

Current Mood: bored

Hopefully, the weekend will refresh me and I will have something good to post on Monday.