Movie quotes
Today is one of those days when real life must take priority over blogging. If you're desperate for something to read, though, here are some quotes from Hollywood regarding marriage:
"Make him feel important. If you do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage - like two out of every ten couples."—Mildred Natwick, Barefoot in the Park (1967)
"A few months of good food, warm bed and warm wife was all I could stand. I had get back to the hunger and misery brigade so I could have something to complain about again."—Tom Mason, George Washington (1984)
"When I get a birthday card from my wife, I expect a loving, sickly verse. Not 'Another day 'till your coffin you old wreck!'"—Richard Briers, The Good Life (1975)
"You know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he's got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: 'Creighton,' I says, 'I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can't even wipe your own bleeping ass.' [Laughs] That's the test, ain't it? Test of true love."—M. Emmet Walsh, Blood Simple (1984)
Post your own favorite love/marriage quotes in the comments.
