Saturday, August 30, 2003

Marriage links this week  

A few thoughts from Joyce Brothers on what makes a good marriage.

A couple married for 60 years met at the age of five.

Some thoughts on married couples successfully working together.

How a vacation can hurt your marriage and a few suggestions for preventing serious conflict.

How the president is trying to promote healthy marriage and how opponents are trying to undermine his efforts.

Friday, August 29, 2003

Reality TV bites  

The societal effects of sex and violence in the media have been debated for quite a few years now, though the topic doesn't dominate the headlines the way it used to. I remember that for a while, advocates of uncensored artistic violence took great delight in quoting writer and actor George Plimpton: "If television violence causes violence in the streets, why doesn't television comedy cause comedy in the streets?" It was a pointed and humorous question, but I think Mr. Plimpton and those who invoked him missed the point. Comedy breaks out in the streets every day, in the same way as music and dance, and it traces directly back to popular media.

The attitudes, speech patterns, and comedic sensibilities of my generation tend to mirror those of the characters in Friends, Seinfeld, and Saturday Night Live. I had friends in high school who could transform themselves into Wayne and Garth in a matter of seconds. For a period of time, it seemed that everyone in the country identified other people by their method of talking (low, high, close, projectile, etc.). And Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey can take credit for taking the word "so" and transforming it into a negative superlative ("That is so not the point", "You are sooo not funny"). People imitate what they see on television. The fact is undeniable.

Not that, in the case of comedy, there's anything wrong with that. Comedy is for making people laugh, and if repeating "Now, isn't that special?" 'til the wee hours of the morning makes you laugh, more power to you. TV comedy provides an actual benefit for people who have no sense of humor of their own. They look to funny people to learn how to be funny. And since we all see the same funny people on TV and learn from them, we all understand that brand of humor, which means we can all communicate humor effectively and make each other laugh.

Reality TV is a different animal. It has its defenders, its rabid fans, and its critics (none who have devoted a Web site to their criticism, apparently), and they have all had their say, so I will not debate its general merits. I will say, though, that I worry about the effect reality shows will have on relationships.

With divorce becoming more and more common, many children grow up without seeing how a good relationship works, without a real relationship role model. What they see now is a group of shows in which a bunch of men/women compete for one man's/woman's attention, in which cameras follow couples on dates, and in which it's assumed that if you spend enough time stuck on an island or in a house with someone, the two of you will eventually have sex. I can see where a 20-year-old college student might go on a date and imagine a witty graphic popping up in his car whenever his date says something weird. He might say something shocking for the benefit of a non-existent camera, or start an argument because conflict plays better than chemistry. Those tactics never end well on TV, and they will never end well in real life. But if that's the only model some people have, that's how they'll think relationships are supposed to work.

I have some advice for all the single people out there: Don't look to Shipmates for an idea of how to act on a date, don't look to The Bachelor to find out how to attract someone, and for goodness' sake don't model your courtship after anything you see on For Love or Money. The best way to learn about relationships is to find a happily married couple, see how their relationship works, and focus your efforts in that direction.

Reality TV shows are a plague upon mankind.

From what I hear.

I never watch them, of course.

I am so not interested.

Thursday, August 28, 2003

Beach Adventures  

I don't like the beach. I have several reasons for that:

For sheer majesty and awe-inspiring beauty, I prefer mountains. I can stand at the bottom of a mountain and feel an overwhelming sense of age and absolute permanence. I can hike halfway up a mountain and feel a sense of wonderful accomplishment when I look back over the ground I've covered. I can hike to the top of a mountain and look out over the land and see more of the earth than I can from anywhere. Nothing about a beach even compares.

But even more, I love plains. I never have a stronger sense of security and well-being than when I'm in a place where I can see ground meeting sky in every direction. In such places, there is a palpable sense that God is in control, all is right with the world, and I can really let loose with an Aerobie.

My wife, however, likes the beach.

This has never been much of a problem, since for most of our marriage the closest beach (on the Gulf of Mexico) was 4 hours away, nasty, and constantly strewn with dead jellyfish. Now, though, we live 15 minutes away from an exceptionally well-maintained beach on the Atlantic ocean and I have difficulty devising daily reasons not to visit it during the summer (the $8 entry fee has been my best friend). I had avoided it successfully for most of the summer, but last Sunday I broke down and took her, paid the $8, and trudged through the sand to where some church friends of ours had staked a spot.

A couple of people had guitars, so we sang some praise songs and told each other how God is working in our individual lives. Our pastor was there, and he said a few words to encourage us. We were able to talk to friends, play catch with a frisbee (which doesn't fly quite as far as an Aerobie), and enjoy each other's company.

When we got in the car to leave, my wife had a look of divine contentment on her face, expressed with a beautiful smile. Her smile lights up her eyes, accentuates her cheeks, and melts my heart. As long as I have that, I can do without the mountains or the plains.

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Off-topic: My good friend Dave Judi  

I have never had any kind of meaningful conversation or correspondence with a famous person or had even a brush with notoriety. I took a stab at it recently, though. Dave Barry has a blog in which he, for the most part, comes up with funny ways of describing weird things on the Web. He doesn't find these weird things himself, though. His alert readers find them and send them to him. He always acknowledges a person who sends him any link he deems significantly strange enough to post in his blog. So when I came across a horrible story in The New York Times, I immediately sent it to him, thinking that the world would soon see my name in pixels.

It didn't happen, but I did exchange a few e-mails with his assistant, a nice lady with a healthy sense of humor rare in these serious times when an Ashton Kutcher movie passes for comedy. Anyway, since this is the closest I've ever come to talking to a famous person, I thought I'd post it (with her permission, of course) even though it has nothing to do with marriage.

From: curt hendley
To: nolowflow@davebarry.com
Subject: Holy freakin' buttload of fatalistic irony!
Date: Thu, 14 Aug 2003 12:48:52 -0400 (EDT)

Dear Dave,
I just wanted to make sure you didn't miss this. It was on the home page of The New York Times' Web site (as of Aug. 14, 3:45 p.m. EDT):

Withering heat is being blamed for hundreds of deaths across Europe, and perhaps 3,000 deaths in France alone, where refrigerated tents had to be erected outside the city to accommodate the bodies.
The full story is at The New York Times.

curt hendley

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From: judi smith
Date: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:41:10 AM US/Eastern
To: curt hendley
Subject: Re: Holy freakin' buttload of fatalistic irony!

Curt --

The best address for blog-related stuff is daveblogger@hotmail.com; I sent this one along to that address already. Thanks for writing.

(As for your story: Wow. Somebody call Alanis! THAT's irony.)

judi smith
Assistant to Dave Barry

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From: curt hendley
To: nolowflow@davebarry.com
Subject: Re: Holy freakin' buttload of fatalistic irony!
Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 23:44:03 -0400

Judi,
Thank you for forwarding my message, and thank you for understanding the irony. I tried to share this with a few of my coworkers, and they all said, "Three thousand people died from the heat? That's horrible!" Some people just don't appreciate morbid and humorous reversals.

Curt

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From: judi smith
Date: Wed Aug 20, 2003 11:45:08 AM US/Eastern
To: curt hendley
Subject: Re: Holy freakin' buttload of fatalistic irony!


i guess it's my on-the-job training ;)

judi smith
Assistant to Dave Barry

A big THANK-YOU to Judi for taking time to deal with me and for giving me permission to post this.

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

'Till something do us part  

Ancient kings had to have enormous families for political reasons. Brigham Young had to have 20 wives in order to maintain any semblance of credibility with his followers. But the rest of these people who followed their lead apparently just don't understand the concept.

And speaking of people who don't get it, here's something Larry King said in an interview with The Financial Times:

"I just like diversity," he says. "The girl I liked at 20 was not the girl I liked at 30. And in the culture I grew up in, if you fell in love, you got married. I fell in love when I was 20 and 30, and I got married. It didn't work out, and I paid what I had to pay." He says the "diversity" has probably made him a better person, and he prefers it to being married to the same person for 50 years, having to make endless compromises. But he'd rather not be judged by the number of his marriages: "I don't make a judgement about people who've been single all their life."

 

Monday, August 25, 2003

Of Soul Mates and Kindred Spirits  

I found an article (Can’t find your soul mate? This is why) on the Netscape Network today that began with a shocking statement:

It's easier for women to find their soul mate than it is for men. That is the surprising conclusion of a study by researchers at New York's Adelphi University, who blame the disparity on the "intimacy gap," reports Reuters.

Not so shocking, of course, because (and forgive me if I’m stereotyping) a woman wants a soul mate more than a man does. Not that a man doesn’t want a soul mate, mind you. It’s just something that the typical man doesn’t much think about. (See Dave Barry’s classic treatment of the subject. It’s much more insightful than anything I can say about it.)

Actually, the ease with which you can find a soul mate depends less on your biology and more on your definition of “soul mate.” If you think a soul mate is a specific person born with specific traits that fit perfectly with your personality, preferences, and life ambitions, then you will probably never find that person. You may, if you’re lucky, find one or two people close to that, but I consider such a person a kindred spirit rather than a soul mate. Even if your perfect kindred spirit exists, you would be hard pressed to find him or her in a world of six billion or so other people. On the other hand, if you have a more realistic—though not necessarily diminished—expectation of a soul mate, your chances of meeting him or her increase exponentially.

To me, a soul mate and a kindred spirit are completely different. You are born in agreement with a kindred spirit. When you meet him, you automatically love him. The two of you, when you meet, feel like you've known each other your entire lives. You can go years without talking and never miss a beat when you see each other again. You like the same things, share similar feelings, laugh at the same obscure and nonsensical jokes, find excitement in similar places, and are just different enough that you can like each other even when suffering debilitating bouts of self-hate. A soul mate, on the other hand, is someone completely different from you. When you meet her, you may take an immediate liking to her or you may not. But eventually, you grow into each other so that the two of you are inextricably bound to one another. Your souls, in effect, mate. Kindred spirits bring out the best in each other. Soul mates make each other better than either of them could be on their own.

In short:
kindred spirit=safe harbor friend
soul mate=intimate, lifelong companion

I don’t know for sure that the concepts of kindred spirit and soul mate are mutually exclusive. I have one of each in my life, but my soul mate (my wife) would never suffice as a kindred spirit and my kindred spirit (a male friend from college) would never work out as a soul mate. So, to answer the question posed by the Netscape article, if you can’t find a soul mate, it may be because you’re searching for a perfect match of personalities or settling for a safe harbor friend rather than recognizing the radical intimacy that’s possible when two different souls mate.