More laughter
This is an actual conversation that made me laugh pretty hard:
Mrs. Happy (singing)
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Me (thinking)
Wow. I knew that someone took that clever spoonerism originally coined by Dorothy
Parker and used it as the basis for a country and western song, but I've never
actually heard the song. I've sometimes wondered whether the rest of the lyrics
would match the wit in Parker's statement, but I've never been in a position—while
I'm wondering, that is—to look up the words or ask someone who knows
them. And here I find that my wife knows them, except that she's stopped singing.
Me (speaking)
Do you really know that song?
Mrs. Happy
Kind of. That's really the only line I know.
Me
Oh.
Mrs. Happy
And I don't know the tune at all.
Me
::hysterical laughter::
