Whose SQL?
I've been falling a little behind at the office, so I brought some work home this weekend to try to catch up. At one point, I was trying to write a synopsis of a thousand-page book explaining how PHP and MySQL can work together to build dynamic Web sites driven by databases built for user interaction. I don't really understand what that means, but I pretend to since that's what I get paid for. Anyway, earlier today Mrs. Happy took a short break from her endeavors to give me a hug and a kiss as I sat at the computer. I asked her if she would finish the synopsis for me while I took a break myself. She, of course, knows next to nothing about computers and related technologies, so when I returned to my desk, this is what I found:
New material in this edition includes really boring crap regarding MySQL coverage, whatever the heck that means. The PEAR code repository sounds rather exciting, but very likely it’s so totally not. There's a whole freakin' chapter highlighting PHP and Java, but I’d save that for a night of severe insomnia or a hypermanic state that needs to be curbed. Finally, there are actually SEPARATE chapters that focus on handling errors and bugs, for those of you who don’t know your rear end from a caterpillar.
My job would be a lot more interesting if I were allowed to write stuff like that.
