Monday, March 14, 2005
23 things I don't understand
Marla once posted a list of 31 things she doesn't understand. Thirty-one is her special number. Mine is 23. So here are 23 things I don't understand (no particular order):
- heavy metal music
- modern video games
- why anyone would get married thinking, "If it doesn't work out, I can always get a divorce."
- how anyone can believe there is no God
- how anyone can believe there is a God and still live as if He didn't exist
- how my wife can be so amazing so consistently
- why she ever liked me to begin with
- the book of Revelation
- nearly every movie in the American Film Institute's top ten
- people who relish sex without love
- people who confuse sex with love
- Dune
- the German language
- the C++ programming language
- pretty much any word coming from the mouth of Bernie Mac
- Einstein's theory of relativity
- why some people consciously choose Windows XP over Mac OS X
- why I sometimes take my marriage for granted
- chess…and Risk…and any role-playing game
- why we must all die a bit in order to grow
- vegans
- black holes and quantum physics
- how my wife grows more beautiful every single day
